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Ride Machete Jr Snowboard 2018-2019 Season

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  • $249.95
  • Regular price $279.95


Machete JR. is a scaled-down version of the best-selling Machete snowboard with tweaks to make it perform for a smaller rider, but Machete pushes Machete JR to be an incredible snowboard for younger riders. He demands excellence in the form of a Twin Rocker that allows him to ride equally as well forward and backwards while urethane Slimewalls® help keep damage to a minimum. Will Machete JR one day become a greater snowboard than his father? Probably not. He will probably end up at a state school on a marching band piccolo scholarship majoring in Fine Art just to piss Machete off. Machete should realize he is pushing too hard and Machete JR might grow to resent him and eventually come to see snowboarding as a chore instead of a source of outdoor fun. BACK OFF DAD!